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How exactly does seeing the author’s mugshot or having her unknown marital status highlighted supposed to instill confidence in potential readers?
How exactly does seeing the author’s mugshot or having her unknown marital status highlighted supposed to instill confidence in potential readers?
“By the way, boys… I’m single!”
And she looks so trustworthy, dontcha know.
I really wonder if teens need to be taught “Self-Serving Strategies”. Most are good at avoiding chores and conning things from their folks. Does she want to help them do that even better?
Thankfully, the cover’s colors and design will probably cause a teen to react like a vampire’s reaction to garlic: get away! This will result in far LESS teens that are self-serving and that is a good thing.
Always make sure your orthodontist is board-certified in the use of Photoshop.
Nothing got me more jazzed as a teenager than adapting the concept of self-serving strategies effectively into my daily life
Wow! What a totally max cool book cover. Gonna attract teens like flies to honey.
Umm, mebbe not…
“She’s old and has “mom” hair. What does she know about being a teen?”
Not what you want your cover to say.
Oh this is bad.