That vastly over-used leaning towers cover template kills everything it is imposed on. Its frequent use with Amazon erotica titles makes its use with an Amish theme cover really duh.
It’s like the original designer of that template wanted to ensure it would actively work against any potential book cover imaginable. Put it over a blank canvas and it’s still ugly.
Needless to say overlaying the title over the face of a blurry low-res woman doesn’t make it better either.
I didn’t know the Amish wore eye shadow and mascara.
The neckline is pretty low as well. Maybe this image is from some underground Amish porn.
If the ‘p’ in “Hope” was red, the title could be “Amish Clown.”
Hah! Now that’s all I see. You just made this cover a lot more interesting. Not any better though.
That weird “rectangular minecraft” effect really kills the low-tech, folksy “Amish” vibe.
That vastly over-used leaning towers cover template kills everything it is imposed on. Its frequent use with Amazon erotica titles makes its use with an Amish theme cover really duh.
It’s like the original designer of that template wanted to ensure it would actively work against any potential book cover imaginable. Put it over a blank canvas and it’s still ugly.
Needless to say overlaying the title over the face of a blurry low-res woman doesn’t make it better either.
The template of doom.
There’s a movie franchise there.
The Last Crusade: Nathan Shumate vs the Template of Doom.
Just put the title directly over the decidedly non-Amish model’s entire face. There…perfect.
Amish hope no one ever sees this.
Not Amish, and there’s no hope either, I’d say.