Reah Leah the White: From Cat to Queen

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Reah Leah the White: From Cat to Queen

Um… meow? (h/t Ebony McKenna)

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Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago

Um,.. Wow. The unreadable font is the icing on a huge cake of awful.

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago

This showed up in my twitter feed. It had dozens of supportive retweets. It utterly floored me. Obviously, I had to share.

Karl
10 years ago
Reply to  Ebony McKenna

Darn you Ebony! I think I’m going to need surgery to get my eyes un-crossed.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago

She needs knee-pads.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

This cover’s gonna generate some catty comments, I bet!

Bwahahaha…

invader
invader
10 years ago

Is that thin white blur supposed to be a horn, or is it a very stiff piece of hair?

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago
Reply to  invader

You mean the bit that’s poking her in the eye?

Karl
10 years ago
Reply to  invader

I think it’s supposed to be a wind-blown strand of hair — as rendered by someone who doesn’t understand “wind” or “blown” or “strand” or “hair.”

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Karl

Or “of”.

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago

You know, the only thing cat-like about this woman is the tail. I can’t see any adult possessing two legs choosing to crawl. On rocks.

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
Reply to  LydiaFCG

I have to disagree: that tail so belongs on a rat. 😉

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago
Reply to  Lucie Le Blanc

So nothing cat-like at all. Just stupid.

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

After four years, the once beautiflu Lourack, Reah Leah, remains broken in body and spirit, alone on her desolate island prison.
Ripped from Earth by alien techology, Wess finds himself on Aelfyce. Met immediately by the ruthless overlords the Brissack, Wess is tortured and left for dead. “The Power of the Stones” dumps Wess, nearly dead, in front of Reah Leah. Reah Leah Heals his wounds, desperately hoping he will end her sexual torment and release her from her prison. When Wess discovers “The Power of the Stones” within him, love blossoms between them. Wess intends to annihilate the Brissack, and a fool named Malcolm must die. The Draca and a mysterious ally are willing to help Wess try!

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

I didn’t understand a cat-lick of that!

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Now we need a site to critique (read make fun of) blurbs. LOL LousyBookBlurbs anyone?

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Lucie Le Blanc

That is my secret fear.

I know I will never appear on this website, but worry that one day my work will appear on the opposite of this one. http://www.lousybookinsides.com The site that makes fun of books with amazing covers by competent designers, with horrible messes of insides.

Lucie Le Blanc
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Heh Those are called reviews. And I have my fair share of those hanging around different book selling sites. Some are nice but some are snarky as hell. 😉

I didn’t know you were a writer! Find me on G+ or Twitter and share with me?

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Lucie Le Blanc

There were a few people with your name out there!

Of those two options, I tend to use facebook the most.

Sirona
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Ha, I’ve actually thought about creating that site! Or at least one dumping on lousy blurbs and author bios (you should read some of those ::eye roll::).

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Sirona

Thanks to this site, I have!

My eyes were covered in moss before coming here, now they are rolling near constantly.

It does make me feel a lot better about my attempts at writing least!

Kris
Kris
10 years ago

There are two other books, and the covers are even worse. O_o

Aidan Stone Author (@Lourack1)
Aidan Stone Author (@Lourack1)
10 years ago
Reply to  Kris

Well, I could show you the covers of the first editions of books 1 and 2. I took a great leap forward when I made the three covers now on the books. Perhaps I should put some newer pictures up and let you criticize them to find a cover art that pleases. No worries; I have thick skin. As the old adage says: Any publicity is good publicity. I shared this on Twitter and Facebook!