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Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago

P apyrus font, you have been sentenced to four consecutive live sentences without the option of parole in a maximum security pyramid. for your heinous crimes against humanity.

May Ra have mercy on your soul.

red
red
10 years ago

“A cannot tell a lie. This cover sucks.”

The subtitle should be “A Did Not Have Sex With That Woman”

LydiaFCG
LydiaFCG
10 years ago

Her tiny little arm and the end of the gavel come together in a point. It looks very weird.

Kris
10 years ago

Her dress is so dark, she’s a floating head. And plastic Barbie arm.

Sirona
10 years ago

Author names don’t have to be Patterson huge but you should be able to find them. But it’s oh-so-cleverly hidden in that reflection! Riiiiiight.

@Lydia Tiny little arm…hahahaha!

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

“This cover sucks.”

The chick is hot, though.

john e. . .
10 years ago

The tiny little arm is a result of it being behind her back. However, she is, as JFB asserts, HOT.

But really – I can’t see a woman pointing a gun at me without thinking of this “Last Kiss” – http://is.gd/eE0MTS

L.
L.
10 years ago

This “hot chick” is made up of at least three different body parts.

john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  L.

Are you some kind of purity snob? All parts must belong to the original owner?

Well!

::hee hee::

gp
gp
10 years ago

Could perhaps cook up a good cover with this ingredients list. This one’s a good candidate to grab a time machine and head over to cover critics before publishing…

Ebony McKenna
10 years ago

If that was my book, I’d want my name even smaller.