WOW! It’s been a while since we’ve seen a cover this lame, awful, and downright pathetic.
Bruce
10 years ago
Seriously???
Are you sure about the authors bio? Because even the concept of a robot helicopter ski patrol with no one on board makes no sense whatsoever – except maybe to a seven year-old.
Axolotl
10 years ago
Is it a locker with a pair of wellies in it?
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
And now we’re going to be called bullies again! Because we’re so intolerant, you know? Because this book cover totally makes sense and we’re so mean to the poor kid who draw this. We’re going to destroy his artistic career before it started and he’s going to become homeless and and and…
Come on, author. Bring it on. We’re ready for you.
Take Cover
10 years ago
I love that it’s carrying missiles! Y’know, just in case…
(To be fair, it is some kind of intentionally bullshit tongue-in-cheek comedy, so I’m thinking this strikingly pisspoor cover is meant to be correspondingly ironic.)
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cover122.jpg)
… Unless your daughter drew this, it is awful!
And if your daughter drew this, YOU’RE awful for putting her work out in public to compete with professionals.
numerous design flaws in helo doodle* = numerous design flaws in book cover
* done at work instead of actual work
WOW! It’s been a while since we’ve seen a cover this lame, awful, and downright pathetic.
Seriously???
Are you sure about the authors bio? Because even the concept of a robot helicopter ski patrol with no one on board makes no sense whatsoever – except maybe to a seven year-old.
Is it a locker with a pair of wellies in it?
And now we’re going to be called bullies again! Because we’re so intolerant, you know? Because this book cover totally makes sense and we’re so mean to the poor kid who draw this. We’re going to destroy his artistic career before it started and he’s going to become homeless and and and…
Come on, author. Bring it on. We’re ready for you.
I love that it’s carrying missiles! Y’know, just in case…
(To be fair, it is some kind of intentionally bullshit tongue-in-cheek comedy, so I’m thinking this strikingly pisspoor cover is meant to be correspondingly ironic.)
Reading the book description, it’s meant to be a spoof. Still doesn’t excuse the cover. Could be the reason the book isn’t selling… (WHAT a concept!)