I think my pet tortoise could do that with his neck. A person? Not so much…
Lucie Le Blanc
10 years ago
FFS Don’t they get it? Like at all? NO DRAWING WITH CRAYONS on book covers! Even if your name is Picasso or Matisse, chances are you’re going to botch it!
And adding spots of colour to lettering doesn’t make it less boring, just more childish!
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I think my pet tortoise could do that with his neck. A person? Not so much…
FFS Don’t they get it? Like at all? NO DRAWING WITH CRAYONS on book covers! Even if your name is Picasso or Matisse, chances are you’re going to botch it!
And adding spots of colour to lettering doesn’t make it less boring, just more childish!
Gee. Wow. LOL That felt good.
Suspense thriller, indeed.
Not thrilled. Just saying.
Sort of reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal with blonde hair, as drawn by a kindergarten artist.
There’s something about those eyes that really creeps me out.
And her facial expression.
Umm, I like the…oh, never mind.
Do you think M. S. Nightingale is in any way related to M. Night Shyamalan?
There’s an eerie resemblance between this and, er, well nothing, okay. I just like saying M. Night Shyamalan.
And what is up with the red junk at the top of the orifice? I mean border?