When I first refreshed the page and saw this newly posted cover I thought it wasn’t too bad…but then it was only showing me just past her shoulders. I liked the colors and the background texture, the title font looked fine, and the drawing of the upper body was kinda nice–it looked artsy and muse-like. Then, I scrolled down. The questions began…
What are those things down her back?
Why is her (giant) butt shaped like that?
Are her feet growing out of her bum or is she kneeling?
What’s that pasty goo she’s sitting on?
Sad when the top half of a cover is starting to work and then the bottom (ahem) lets it down. 🙁
LydiaFCG
10 years ago
Well. A muse who plays with herself? If this is erotica it’s not very erotic.
The things on her back remind me of one of the Morlocks in the 2002 version of “The Time Machine” (starring Guy Pearce). Would link to a picture but it is taking too much effort to find a back-view one.
L.
10 years ago
Kind of reminds me of the old cover for Naked Came The Stranger.
Jim
10 years ago
This makes me wish I’d turned the line “This cover rated 100% ass” into a running joke back when I first used it; maybe it’s not too late.
Kris
10 years ago
1. Don’t draw your own covers.
2. Don’t have family members draw your covers.
3. Hire a professional if you expect your work to be taken seriously.
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When I first refreshed the page and saw this newly posted cover I thought it wasn’t too bad…but then it was only showing me just past her shoulders. I liked the colors and the background texture, the title font looked fine, and the drawing of the upper body was kinda nice–it looked artsy and muse-like. Then, I scrolled down. The questions began…
What are those things down her back?
Why is her (giant) butt shaped like that?
Are her feet growing out of her bum or is she kneeling?
What’s that pasty goo she’s sitting on?
Sad when the top half of a cover is starting to work and then the bottom (ahem) lets it down. 🙁
Well. A muse who plays with herself? If this is erotica it’s not very erotic.
The things on her back remind me of one of the Morlocks in the 2002 version of “The Time Machine” (starring Guy Pearce). Would link to a picture but it is taking too much effort to find a back-view one.
Kind of reminds me of the old cover for Naked Came The Stranger.
This makes me wish I’d turned the line “This cover rated 100% ass” into a running joke back when I first used it; maybe it’s not too late.
1. Don’t draw your own covers.
2. Don’t have family members draw your covers.
3. Hire a professional if you expect your work to be taken seriously.
Thank you, I’m done.