Monkey In Mind: A Fantasy Adventure About A Thought Monkey
Is this “false flagging?” I leave you the Amazon description to help you decide:
A high octane adventure of a Thought Monkey
This is a tale about a Thought Monkey called Monkey Tell whose task it is to deliver thoughts to people and who he must help to fulfill those thoughts to completion. However, Monkey Tell as he calls himself after the legend William Tell has to face the challenges of the Elfins with their Mirrors of Distraction, who take people off in different directions and so result in them not taking their thoughts on board, which could change their lives. Monkey Tell is a Red Thought Monkey or a Metal Monkey.Monkey Tell in this story has to shoot these chosen people with his arrows of golden thoughts so that they can accomplish their dreams. Join Monkey Tell on his adventures through the tangled processes of thoughts and distractions which human beings face in life every day.
From the book:
He was scared, excited and nervous, he wondered to himself if this would be an adventure he would return from or an experience he would remember for the rest of his life.
As the monkey stepped into the dark cave, he could not see any light shining through the inky darkness, yet he continued on his way. Stumbling in the inky darkness like a blind monkey hoping to see the light soon.
Inky darkness. Inky darkness. And that monkey stumbling in the dark like a blind monkey metaphor? Priceless.
Oh, thought monkey, you funky monkey.
Speak no evil, Thought Monkey!
Thank God, for the look into pages.
And this year’s Nobel Prize in Literature goes to … Amazon’s Look Inside! feature for its service to the happiness of humankind.
Yup. False flagging. The “author” definitely does not know how to write a book, despite having published one. Oh, you meant the cover.
I’m thinking this qualifies more as “mystery meat” here: I couldn’t for the life of me guess this book’s contents from looking at its cover.
I suddenly feel much better about my work on the first day of National Novel Writing Month.
**reads the Amazon description.** Wow. That must’ve been one hell of a Cheese Dream.
Oh yeah, the cover! Where’s the monkey? I was expecting at least one monkey…