Spectator?! I don’t even KNOW ‘er!
Tag - your scanner sucks
While I appreciate any catharsis you may have achieved, is it really fair to charge people for this?
CinderEddy: A Twist of Cinderella (A Twist of Adventure)
The twist being what you feel once the sword has impaled you. (Also, kerning.)
Afghan’s Lipstick Warriors: First Chronicle
I appreciate the sentiments behind this book, which makes the cover doubly disappointing.