CinderEddy: A Twist of Cinderella (A Twist of Adventure)
The twist being what you feel once the sword has impaled you. (Also, kerning.)
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Afghan’s Lipstick Warriors: First Chronicle
I appreciate the sentiments behind this book, which makes the cover doubly disappointing.
FRACTURED – When CRT Comes To Kill
From context, I’m guessing that “CRT” refers to neither Critical Race Theory nor Cathode Ray Tube, but beyond that you’re on your own.