This is the paperback cover. The ebook cover is entirely different, but just as bad. (h/t PJ)
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Happy Go Lucky’s Journey: Book I
“I don’t care what else you put on the cover, just make sure you get my cleavage.” (h/t PJ)
Center Land: Book Three of Kendra’s Journey
It works better if you say it with an echo effect: “CENTER-enter-enter LAND-and-and…” (h/t PJ)
I do appreciate that The Beginning is Book 1, not Book 0 or Book 0.5 or anything. (h/t PJ)
Wolf Mountain (Book Two): a Wolf Affair Trilogy
“Hmm… Doesn’t look all that wolfish. Better add a wolf to it.”
“Okay!”
(h/t PJ)