Photobombing synchronized doves! (Also, the description promises “vivid descriptions,” “dark humor,” “gritty dialogue,” and “an atmosphere of mystery and intrigue” — pity none of that made it to the cover.)
Tag - kern your cursive
A Very Short Writing Manual For The Utterly Clueless: By Someone Who Has Been There
The blind leading the blind.
The time machine: An invention
“You built a time machine… out of a time machine that’s already been built out of a deLorean?
The Cherries: Faith, Hope, Happiness. Does she dare?
“Hmm… Maybe if we put MORE random words on the cover…”