“The story of a woman greatly loved by a monster.” And that’s the entire description on Amazon, too. Like, the cover tells you all you need to know, right?
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Lazarus Curse The First Secret
Punctuation matters. Really.
(That’s the print cover. Punctuation isn’t so much a problem on the ebook cover, but there are those Nagilum eyes…)
Pauline’s Perils of Perplexity
They don’t look “perplexed” so much as “tired of waiting for the tow truck.”
This ain’t it. (h/t L.)