Category - Covers

Dick is confused, he is fifteen and he has not got a girlfriend and desperately wants one. He has access to London and parties in Chelsea so why is he without a woman on his arm? Everything else in his life is going well, he’s taken exams early and written a book. So why, with the word at his feet, is he at a party in Croydon in a dark room with six other people?

These, and other questions you don’t care about, are presumably answered in this book. (h/t PJ)