Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Nolan (Western Promises Book 1)

On the bloody trail of a cunning enemy, an ex-confederate soldier, Nolan, a tracker leading the US Cavalry, is driven by revenge. He finds restoration in an unlikely friendship—the son of the man who murdered his family—a distraction that could get them all killed. And the lives of ten innocent women are also at stake.

Okay, quick — how many people is that first sentence talking about?

Creator 1 Sky Angel Episode 5 Hollow Earth

Creator 1 Sky Angel Episode 5 Hollow Earth

And that’s nothing compared to the description:

I am overjoyed to present to you the Fifth prototype of the First Generation Sci-Fi SCREENBOOK, a high-tech hybrid model of a lengthy novel and a short screenplay, professionally condensed every 500 pages to merely 100 pages, saving your precious reading time while still capturing the essence of all action-packed scenes and heart-touching moments, with AR/VR/Life-streaming reading effects, and readily adaptable to become a movie/TV series/VR hologram/Cosmic comic Book.

Yup, that’s one sentence. “Professionally condensed” indeed.

BLURB: The New Atlantis & The Sophia Codex

A great awakening is at hand as the old paradigm structure continues to dismantle. For thousands of years, great sages and ancient ones have spoken of a apocalyptical time in the future that would set the stage for the ascension process and the arrival of a second coming that would change the world.

The rise of the New Atlantis is a crucial part of the new earth because prior to Atlantis’s fall, a unprecedented travel to the future paved the way for the knowledge and DNA makeup to be encapsulated for a future timeline, and that cycle of time is occurring now in the new earth paradigm.

The first paragraph is standard Aquarian lingo, but the second just descends into garbled New Age word salad.

BLURB: Zero Equals Infinity

“The story of Advaita, who, by enquiring the fundamental and primordial principles, unravels the deepest secrets and achieves the underlying knowledge of his life, science, philosophy, and the whole existence.”

That’s the whole thing. And yes, the quotation marks are in the original.

BLURB: The wealth of the great Kingdom

How Prince Max realized his dream. With his correct thinking and acting he fulfils his goal. His method gives many people without financial means the opportunity to behave like him and fulfil their desires. This path continues to this day. Confidently on the way to the goal, Max meets the love of his life, Princess Mary. He is sure that life will give what we want when we use the real wealth we have.

Past, present, who cares?