Category - Blurbs

BLURB: A Baby For Big Daddy

Savannah doesn’t really want to go out with Mark, a guy from college, but he keeps asking. She agrees in the hope that he’ll leave her alone afterwards. But instead of a date, Mark has something else planned for her. He drugs her and sells her to an auction house, where she is sold to Adam.
Adam inherited his parents’ island, where they worked to master their dream of solving the human genetic code, making a weapon, which is strong yet undetectable. They make clone warrior men.
They can’t resist and make a set, using their son’s DNA too, giving him little brothers who all look exactly like him so he has someone to play with and someone to help him protect the island.
Many years after his parents’ tragic death at sea, Adam comes to realize that he wants a normal life. One where he would have a wife and a child. Maybe even several children. The children wouldn’t be exact copies of him. They would be unique, like his wife…

That’s less than half of the full blurb, but I think you get the picture. (h/t Curtis)

My Dyke American My Queen Of Amazon Leopard Females: Theirs

My Dyke American My Queen Of Amazon Leopard Females: Theirs

Wonder what the cover is trying to tell you? Maybe this will clear it up:

She is a American author that goes to the Amazon. Finds herself Lost. Found her loves she will learn wanted her as their mate. Great Goddess Anna will come to find her. Putting herself at risk once more. Something about the Amazon does something her each time. Romance. Near misses.

(h/t RK)

BLURB: Fledgling: (The Ashen Levels, Part 1)

When Balagir awakens at the fire with no recollection of his past, he discovers he is an ashen—a mysterious group of black-eyed vagabonds, addicted to the smoke they must pay the ghostly piper in exchange for power. With the help of the kalaqai (a sentient spark) and a band of nefarious companions, Balagir will have to traverse the northern wilds, cross seas and survive foreign wars if he is to discover the truth behind the Ashen Levels.

What the what, now?