Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Kissing the Coronavirus (Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles Book 1)

She was supposed to cure the Coronavirus.
Instead… she fell in love with it.

Dr Alexa Ashingtonford is a part of a crack team of scientists tasked with finding the cure to the devastating Coronavirus. Little did she know she would end up falling in love with it, in this steamy viral-erotica.

Kissing Coronavirus is a steamy tale about forbidden love and dark desires come to life.

The book is M.J. Edwards debut book, and is her attempt at trying to pay the bills following her job loss. Check her out on Twitter @MJEdwardsAuthor

The “book” is 15 pages, and I fear the bills will remain unpaid. (h/t Hitch)

 

BLURB: THE CLOUD: Upload information – download annihilation

Young Adult sci-fi: Upload information….Download ANNIHILATION: The reader is embroiled in a World that shifts from one of normality, to a place where ‘the cloud’ can think for itself. A place where decisions are made without a hint of ethics. Equipped with every piece of information ever uploaded it begins to control populations who now wear implants connecting them to the internet: plunging humanity into a fatal game of algorithms. Cayden and Stella must save mankind, but they may have to leave Earth to do it.

Oh look, there are actually characters mentioned in the last sentence!

BLURB: I am GoD: Indigenous (Creation Book 3)

Dear Reader,
In memory of my mother, and with love for those I know who are at this very moment suffering from multiple sclerosis, I have decided to donate all the money I earn from the sales of any of the ‘I am GoD’ books (Connecting, Revelations, and Indigenous) for one month, starting on the 15th of March until the 15th of April.
This is not intended to be a promotional stunt but simply a nice way to make my writing feel like it is worthwhile.
For those of you in doubt of my honesty, (and I do not blame anyone of you for this, I would probably want some proof myself) There will be a screenshot of my Amazon Royalty account available at: blog.edward-holden.com.
The first will be made before the 15th of March 2021, and the second, from the 14th of April 2021, revealing all sales during this period.
The final sum will be then transferred to the Rocky Mountain MS Center. Again, confirmation of this will be added to my blog.
And why exactly this charity?
As I mentioned above, I have a dear friend who has recently been diagnosed with this dreadful disease; this was her choice.
Simple.

I guess the readers of the previous two volumes don’t need to be told anything about WHAT THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY ABOUT.

BLURB: The Adventures of a Small Child, at Orly Airport

A boy of 2 years old, toddles about an Airport which is invaded
A Vast invasion of supernatural form comes to Orly.
It is explained, isn’t a mystery, the supernatural comes there,
while the toddling boy of only 2 is possessed, and likes the experience.

And somehow I know all that I need to know.

BLURB: Neutral Theory: Unified Field Theory

With over 170 color illustrations, [Neutral] Theory explains how our universe came into being caused by the vacuum of empty space creating a wave having negative and positive aspects attracted together with the force of [Super-Gravity] to return to that wave’s original undisturbed un-waved nature of [Neutral]/space. This force of [Super-Gravity] caused an implosion of the wave creating the Big Bang and energy for the sub-atomic into our universe.

[Neutral] Theory explains how and what [Super-Gravity] is and how it worked like a glue to hold our early universe together before it had any mass, and be the foundation for events that led up to mass. As well, the explanation of gravity being the artifact of [Super-Gravity] that exists all around us.

There are several more paragraphs, but I [Don’t Think] I can [Take] much more.

BLURB: The Beetle: A Supernatural Thriller Novel

Richard Marsh’s greatest commercial success, The Beetle, is a story about a mysterious oriental person who pursues a British politician to London, where he wreaks havoc with his powers of hypnosis and shape-shifting. The story is narrated from the perspectives of multiple characters to create suspense. The novel engages with numerous themes and problems of the Victorian fin de siècle, including the New Woman, unemployment and urban destitution, radical politics, homosexuality, science, and Britain’s imperial engagements (in particular those in Egypt and the Sudan).

Uh huh. Could you maybe write the description so that it DOESN’T sound like a junior high book report?

BLURB: The NICU & I

This collection of short stories, fictional non-fiction stories in which the truth is embedded, takes the reader on a journey through the early days of the lives of extremely premature infants and their families and caretakers. These are stories that are replete with examples of devotion, dedication, and love. I hope that I have succeeded in conveying the degree to which we were all moved and our lives deepened by having known these little ones, having been given the gift of being a part of their destinies.

Sorry, I kinda got high-centered on “fictional non-fiction stories.”

BLURB: ALIEN HYBRIDS & NYMPHS : OF JUPITER

Alien Hybrids are the secret creations of nymphs and other Alien beings including humans, who labor in the forests of utopian colonies existing in star systems throughout the galaxies in the universe. Many species of Hybrids are in development on and in the orbits of planets such as Jupiter. Moons and space cities are where Hybrid colonies flourish and provide a utopian existence for the inhabitants, the Hybrids.

Filed under “Religion & Spirituality,” too.