An infinity of inner peace and balance rest upon the integrity of the way of the warrior knight. Through walking in love and wisdom our glorified supernatural body will blossom in faith and rectitude as a child of light. Through the grace of the Holy Spirit, as we walk as one with the spirit of truth, Bushido is the way of the warrior knight. This is my crest and the path I choose to follow. The one and only promise I have given to the Holiest Spirits, our Divine Father. T.M. Kolt (Tony the Mystical Knight of Light)

Thank you, Tony, for warning us ahead of time that you don’t know what a poem is.

Timintootal is the third biggest town in the Southwest of Caledonia and until nineteen-sixty-four it was open farmland surrounding an ancient village on the road north between Knapsdaile and Glenfinnan, Caledonia’s biggest city.
After many years of spectacular growth, what was once quite the mouthful for its many visitors to say it was shortened, by the local inhabitants, to simply Timintootal and it’s in this colourful part of Caledonia that the story begins.

To reiterate, the description doesn’t actually get as far as telling us anything about the story itself.

‘And before you ask, I had a very comprehensive background check done so yes I know all about your quirky wee ways…. so are you in or out?’ but what neither Aiden nor Lexi knew was that they were about to step into the unknown but would they survive to tell the tale?

This author is a treasure.

Aurorastar Sparkles, the young colourful sparkle bird stretched, yawned more than she really needed to and then coughed three times to clear her throat and when she was ready she said, ‘…….’ nothing because it was nothing that came out, so she tried again, and again and still nothing came out.
‘My goodness,’ she said, ‘now what will I do because all colourful sparkle birds are supposed to be able to say twisty-two first thing in the morning, aren’t they?’
‘Aren’t they?’ she repeated but there wasn’t anyone there to answer her question and there should have been so, where were they?

Leave the reader with a question. Don’t leave the reader questioning your sanity.

All solar, lunar eclipses mentioned in chronicles presumed to be written before the XVI century could not and did not take place at the very time and exact location reported to us by the ancient authors thereof, who did like so much to stress the importance of the event with some phenomena in the sky. Either the authors lied or were wrong, or both. Verdict: either the events took place some other time and some other place or there was nothing spectacular in the sky at that very moment. Voilà tout! “Astronomy vs History” crowns scores of years of meticulous and extensive research performed by the eminent mathematician Anatoly Fomenko and his colleagues. This research started actually as an anecdotical byproduct of Russian-American competition in Moon exploration when famous NASA scientist Robert Newton discovered a very strange phenomenon in lunar mechanics. The alternatives offered to classical history are stunning, unorthodox to the extent of being labeled at first sight heretical by virtually every scholar of history. The author hopes that historians will use the toolbox of his methods of analyzing the historical data in pursuit of correcting the numerous in-veracities of the traditional version of history. The author dissects every historical age and analyzed the data from every source imaginable – Greek and Egyptian chronology take a good beating, and it goes rapidly downhill from there. Ticho Brahe, Ptolemy, and Copernicus take the blame for creating the legend of a mythical Classical age that never was and misdating medieval events by hundreds and thousands of years as very ancient ones. In “Astronomy vs. History” we are reminded of the crucial role of eclipses in verifying the dating of major historical events, of stone Zodiacs containing the true dates of such events. Our perception of history begins to change dramatically even before we’re through with “Astronomy vs. History”. On one hand, Dr. Fomenko et al call everybody, historians including, to apply Occam’s razor of exact sciences toolbox to world history. On the other, the scientists Dr. Fomenko et al are ready to recognize their alleged mistakes of New Chronology theory, to repent and to retract if and only if: – radiocarbon dating methods or dendrochronology pass the clear anonymous ‘black box’ tests; – astronomic data refute their results on solar eclipses; – it is proven irrefutably that Robert Newton (NASA astrophysicist) was wrong to call ‘ancient’ Ptolemy the greatest con man in history in his book ‘Crime of Claudius Ptolemy’ ; The radiocarbon dating labs run their very costly tests only if is the sample to be dated is accompanied with an idea of age pronounced by historians on basis of…subjective..mmm…gutfeeling and the history books they have been writing for the last 400 years. Radiocarbon labs happily bill for their fiddling and fine-tuning with C14 hardware to get the dates ‘to order’ of historians. Circulus Vicious is perfect. Connect the dots! See https://evilempire.blog/ PS : Prescient Saint Augustine warned: ‘be wary of mathematicians, particularly when they speak the truth!’. Dr Anatoly Fomenko is a Full Member (Academician) of the Russian Academy of Sciences, Full Member of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, Full Member of the International Higher Education Academy of Sciences, Doctor of Physics and Mathematics, Professor, Head of the Moscow State University Department of Mathematics and Mechanics. Solved the classical Plateau’s Problem from the theory of minimal spectral surfaces. https://evilempire.blog/

Between the translator and the editor, there’s really little blame left for the author.