Category - Blurbs

BLURB: The Boy

Story of a boy who went to play his usual tennis ball cricket in a nearby field. Nothing was unusual that day. Until in the evening when the boy does not return and a friend tells her mom that the boy never went to play that day.

A frantic search begins with the neighbours and the boy’s friends pulling in all their resources. Does the boy return? Where did he go? Where was he taken? What happens at the end?

Told in the breathless style of a third-grader who needs to get to the point before he pees his pants.

BLURB: Captain’s Log: Odyssey to the Arcane

The Captain’s Log is a tale about an alien who escapes from the erasure of his home planet to be raised on Earth– only to go explore the rest of the Universe later on.

Odyssey to the Arcane sees the beginning of the Director’s journey into a cosmic sphere beyond his wildest imaginations–without the protection of the Captain and his taxi. Meanwhile, the Captain embarks on high stakes missions and discovers dark conspiracies, as the encroaching threat of the Reckoning gradually begins to take shape.

Superman meets Doctor Who, with more than a healthy dose of Lovecraft, to combine into an original journey through space, time, and beyond.

Many words. Still don’t know what it all means.

BLURB: Dungeon Robotics (Book 1): Establish

Regan Earle was a robotics scientist that inadvertently caused the robot takeover of the world. When his last creation completes a decade long plan to end his own life, he ends up surprised. Creation offers him a second chance to test his wits and cunning in another world. Fate, however, is fickle and Regan ends up as a Dungeon Core… with ALL his memories. Is the world of Murgin ready to face such a dungeon? Let’s find out…

Quick. How many people are we talking about?

BLURB: GUN IN BIBLE: (DECEPTION & HYPOCRISY) PART ONE

The Ferocious Night Wolf known in his other life as Reverend Jackson Addy was tamed by the Beautiful Red Butterfly who goes by the name, Miss Irene Hudson a very successful business woman. But very unfortunate for the Night Wolf his first sight and heartbeat of love was towards Irene Hudson whom was also living a double standard life and was a bitter Arch Rival of the Night Wolf in the world of Theft.

So, 253 pages of that.

BLURB: I’ll get my Jacket

This is a book which will either make you wince or say No or Oh dear or simply say K’off. Or indeed a combination of them all. But I’ll bet you will start telling your friends them in the Pub! All I will say is Enjoy

And all I will say is, “Punctuate.”

BLURB: Camille: -Nothin But Trouble-

Camille is a teenager who has the best of both worlds! Not only is she your average teen, but she is also one of the world’s biggest celebrities!

You broke my suspension of disbelief in the first line. Impressive.

BLURB: SPRING BREAK IN BAHAMAS WITH A GANGSTA

Justice Flitch and her boyfriend Andrew’s relationship has been rocky for a while now. Complaining to Andrew for months that she needs more from him, his head is too deep into his job for him to notice. All he wants is to give Justice the world, and if that means working longer hours while Justice sleeps alone each night, so be it.

I suppose we should be glad that it’s punctuated, at least.