Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Africa’s in Siberia or May Beetle

Iya, once united with nature, suddenly realizes that she can fly. Five dreams of a new system of education, Iya and her colleagues see when they meet at the scientific symposium “Anti the Laws of Physics”. Three scientist meet there, where one of the professors presents his report “Divine Freebie” on an antigravity platform. They are fascinated by the identity of the flying machines they had created, but not surprised by the events and meetings. After all, they also possess telepathic abilities. What do the scientists agree on and what happens in their flights? Where is Africa in Siberia? And why does the main lead – Iya chose the May Beetle? Everything is presented in dreams: winter, summer, spring, autumn, and off-season.

May Beetle or Africa’s in Siberia is a sci-fi novel about love and communication between the Nature and the Human. It is a sequence of five dreams about how the Nature falls in love into the Human who observes and takes care of the Nature.

Besides, it is also a model of a scholastic institution – Vicinema Visual Art Academy and/or Vicinema Online Visual Art Academy – VOVAA. The science – fiction novel “May Beetle or Africa’s in Siberia” has also surrealistic and comedian moments.

My prefrontal cortex wants to vomit.

BLURB: SACRED GEOMETRY WATER : How to make Healing Water

Knowledge of the ancient power of Egyptian Sacred Geometry is combined with the discoveries of Viktor Shauberger, Masaru Emoto, David Hudson and Ed Sopcak to create a Healing Water. This healing water gives longevity, greater energy, improved health and a greater sense of well-being. Make this water at home, inexpensively, to improve your life.
In 2002 I had the wonderful opportunity to visit the King’s Chamber of the Great Pyramid at Giza. I was with a group that received special permission to visit this so special place. I had a life altering experience. I was visited by the powerful Egyptian deity known as Imhoptep. As he explained, he “hung out” in the King’s Chamber. He had a very warm and loving presence.
It was an amazing experiences, as he taught me things and showed me things that have changed my life. One of the things that he showed me was how to use sacred geometry to energize and empower water so that it would improve your health and increase your longevity. This information I now share with you in this book. Also, this has caused me to investigate the similar discoveries of Hudson, Shauberger, Emoto and Sopcak. This information is also covered in my book.
Yes, this is wild stuff! But if you have the courage to plunge ahead, your life and your family’s lives will be greatly enriched.

Ah, yes. “Hanging with Imhoptep.”

BLURB: When Eyes Don’t Meet Mind: The most shocking climax, which the reader would never guess easily.

An eccentric detective on a wheelchair, with his memory erased.

His dead wife’s Intriguing paintings hints about her secret affair.

His suspicious mind swears to rebuild his memories to hunt his dead wife’s boyfriend.

Seeks his friend’s support, hires another eccentric detective from dark web.

Will detective’s steely determination catch that mysterious person?

Just imagine — a full 245 pages of this kind of ESL narrative.

BLURB: The Illusion of Happiness: Choosing Love Over Fear: Way To Find Inner Peace Book #1: A Series of Four Spiritual Novels (The Awakening Tetralogy – A Series of Four Spiritual Books)

“Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes.” – Carl Jung

The Illusion of Happiness: Choosing Love over Fear is book 4 in The Awakening Tetralogy. This book reveals the countless false paths through life we may take and how we may find genuine inner peace, happiness and purpose in our life. It also describes many of the obstacles present to Awakening and, by doing so, uncovers a clear path to finding Enlightenment.

[raises hand] I was told this was a novel.

BLURB: You Are Not Who You Think You Are: Poems that can awaken you

At the pinnacle of his successful career,
Dr. Sarfraz Zaidi realized he was missing
inner peace-despite a loving family, spacious house,
pets, expensive car….

One day, while pondering on “ Who I am, in real,”
he woke up from his deep psychological sleep.
Since his awakening, he enjoys an immense inner peace.
He lives in the bliss of the “Real Now.”

Every now and then, some pearls of wisdom come up,
which he expresses as quotes, paraphrases and poems.

Here is a compilation of his poems since his awakening.

Plus an introduction about being an endocrinologist.

 

BLURB: The Last Fight of Human Race: Will Humans beat the Monstuas at this bloody game ?

Humans have always believed that they were above all species but how will the human race react, when they find out that a new kind of species is ready to snatch it’s throne, willing to do anything,absolutely anything, to rule the world and the entire human race?

Humans are ready to fight this species , which is far more faster , smarter and way more deadlier that any kind known to people on earth. The battle of the century is here.

So, how much did you pay that ESL school?

BLURB: The Zombie Job

99.9% of humanity was turned into Zombies, in an event known as… you know what, hold on let’s go back.

Zombies, yep they are a thing, turns out pop culture was right. Zombies are real, well in so much as creatures who used to be human now want us to be no longer living. It’s still strange and what’s worse turns out history was filled with ample examples of them, we were just manipulated into… wait, maybe we should go forward.

Please, keep regaling me with your command of the English language.

BLURB: The Jesus Cult: 2000 Years of the Last Days

Christian apologists work hard to defend the resurrection of Jesus, despite the woefully poor descriptions of the supposed event in the New Testament. I suspect they could also rise to the challenge of proving that the Fairy Godmother in Cinderella really did transform a pumpkin into a carriage.

Tell me you’re writing a book for the people who already agree with you without telling me.