Category: Blurbs

BLURB: Hoe$: Insights Into The Internal Dynamics Of True Whoredom

Hoe$ is a work that is irrefutably destined to stand alone as the single solitary work of totally unparalleled insight into the core internal dynamics of true whoredom.Hoe$, which is composed of unique true whore elements and select whore specific elements from Pimps: The Raw Truth Grand Inquisitor Level Pimpnological Conclusions, completely shatters age old gross misconceptions that people have about what a true whore is, what a true whore does, who in fact is a true whore and what in fact drives women to engage in true whoredom.

There’s more, but do you really need it? (h/t RK)

BLURB: City of Gold

Legendary Historical Fiction A place no one knew. Its extraordinary beauty was unrevealed, only to be infiltrated long after its occupants ceased to exist by those who were at war with one another.
Yesterday’s Enemies, Today’s Family

That’s the whole thing. Neither the description or the cover give any indication of what era or area of history we’re dealing with.

BLURB: The Road King Chronicles: South Dakota Dead

On the phone Hugh had said, “I’ve got something you have to see to believe. Get yourself out here.”

One year after retiring as a Master Sergeant in the 75th Rangers, this was Roman Keane’s idea of the perfect way to spend his time: jump on a motorcycle and ride from Georgia to South Dakota to see his old friend, Hugh Early. Hugh had once been Roman’s sniper instructor and was now an internationally respected historian of military arms.

Historians, of all people, should know that the past you thought was dead and gone has a way of rising up to finish what it started.

So, they still didn’t manage to tell us what the story is about.