Category - Blurbs

Prototypes hints at heaven and hell (Science and Engineering Book 15)

Prototypes hints at heaven and hell (Science and Engineering Book 15)

No, really, that’s what it’s about:

Tips about how design engineering evoked the Sumerian and Egyptian pantheon, highlighted a potential hybrid sealed by the Hebrew priesthood between humans and birds, a winged woman before Cain, and a pragmatical water canalization system, on compost toilet for recycle faces of Geb at home and using them in the heaters, for powering Phaeton vehicles such as vans, camper, buses, trains, airplanes, for making 3D-print bio-filaments, for Ceres slow-release fertilizers, Sobek aquatics fauna feed, while, Hathor urines for this last, but also for creating artificial snow flocks, Fuel Cells (FCs), and for isolating induced Pluripotent Stem Cells (iPSCs).

Bhavachakra of legislations : The wheel model for regulating any Solar System (SS)‘s planet confined living land.

Bhavachakra of legislations : The wheel model for regulating any Solar System (SS)‘s planet confined living land.

This is apparently the week for “Blurbs Which Are As Bad As The Covers”:

Translation, paraphrasing, alignment, and update after more than a century of worldwide peace of the most important Italian Republic legislations such as the Constitution, European Regulation, and United Nations rules, unfortunately, less nostalgic venerating the worthful veterans for the new generation wishing to be able to live, thrive and reproduce alone in right. The legislations are enhanced and improved without altering the tradition moving against articles like the n. 139 of the Italian Constitution, proposed as a model for all the enclosed geo-political borders of any liveable astronomical object being based on the zodiac, related planets, and asteroids. This translation may be suitable for foreign immigrants in the Italian borders looking to understand how to live according to the national legislation and for the prospective citizens of Mars and other livable planets. In this unique hermetic text, the Italian currencies used for the pecuniary amends still in outdated “Lire £” have been updated converting them into “Euros €”.

Thee Holy I-By

Thee Holy I-By

The Amazon description is at least as bad as the cover:

Religion is Personal Thee state is for all, FarI After Reading through Holy scriptures and thee Rastafarian Holy Piby, one could sea thee need for improvement and to i-pply content and meaning unto I&I Father & Mother Tafari’s Holy Words. I&I must say black and white as forms of speech, as means of judging Humankind should be i-liminated from human society. Human Beings are precisely thee same, whatIver colour creed or national origin they may bee. (Throne Speech Selassie I)

BLURB: The Last Gods

Brace yourself for a sci-fi experience that will challenge everything you know. The Last Gods follows Elodie Black, who starts as an ordinary wife with ordinary problems but ends up living till the end of time, witnessing the evolution of civilization, humanity, and technology. As Elodie navigates this epic journey through the eons, she faces timeless questions of meaning, identity and what it is to be human.

Readers have described it as having a fast-paced story line, relatable characters and being extremely thought provoking, even life-changing. The Last Gods blends deep philosophical themes with a future so tangible that it feels eerily close, making it a story that sticks with you long after you turn the last page.

Written by Australian author Adam Brownlie, whose unique life inspired his exploration of humanity’s biggest questions. The Last Gods is more than a story; it’s an experience that will leave you rethinking reality.

Original title: The Girl Who Binge-Watched reality.

BLURB: War of the Wordls: A Scrambled Translation of H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds

You can raed tihs senetnce, eevn thgouh the wrdos are scrbamled. Your brain can read common words even if only the first and last letters are in their proper places. Test this ability for yourself with War of the Wordls – an entire novel of scrambled words. War of the Wordls tells the story of Martian invaders who land in late nineteenth-century Britain. With visionary references to space travel, lasers, robots, and other innovation, H.G. Wells’ story is as captivating as ever. In this edition, the text looks like gibberish, but if you read English well, it reads like any other book. Go ahead – try it. Amaze yourself and impress your friends. It’s fun!

Not the blurb per se, so much as the entire premise…