I dunno, but that chick is going to have dudes lining up to date her. After all, how many broads can a guy find that can not only hold down a job, presumably bring home the bacon, and HOIST the damn 400-lb. pig it’s in, all at the same time?
Tia
9 years ago
Is it a sofa? A giant amethyst? Why put something around it without actually securing it to the hover cart?
Kris
9 years ago
There is so much wrong when your 5th-grader colors pictures of things they’ve never actually seen, and you use them for your covers…
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/cover18-500x750.jpg)
Wow! They must have discovered Doc Brown’s hover technology for the moving cart – cool.
And always use crayons to create your cover art.
I think those might be Rose Art colored pencils.
…Not that that’s any better.
Well… it could be.
http://twistedsifter.com/2015/03/detailed-lizard-drawings-with-pencil-crayons-tim-jeffs/
See how pretty pencil crayons are? 🙂
I dunno, but that chick is going to have dudes lining up to date her. After all, how many broads can a guy find that can not only hold down a job, presumably bring home the bacon, and HOIST the damn 400-lb. pig it’s in, all at the same time?
Is it a sofa? A giant amethyst? Why put something around it without actually securing it to the hover cart?
There is so much wrong when your 5th-grader colors pictures of things they’ve never actually seen, and you use them for your covers…