Among other problems: For a work of fiction, nobody cares about your degree or whether you got tenure.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Among other problems: For a work of fiction, nobody cares about your degree or whether you got tenure.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Maybe their area of expertise is funeral fisticuffs?
I was at a funeral where there were fisticuffs (between two old people). It was more exciting than this cover!
Kind of a low bar. I went to the library this morning, then walked through the park. That was more exciting than this cover.
I see neither funeral nor fighting! I feel so cheated.
Perhaps the fight’s hidden behind the white square.
Good point, dtw. Sort of like when they stick the price tag right over a CD’s track listing!
Even so, we’re still missing the funeral.
Bad font choice as well.
So is the book just one page long? I can’t imagine a fight at a funeral needing more than that to fully describe.
Perhaps these are invisible fisticuffs in an invisible graveyard????
We need a ghost whisperer giving us a blow-by-blow of the bout on sports radio.
The only thing that the cover needs are ken and ryu to make this cover interesting.
An instruction manual on how to upset a widow, by a doctor and a professor, based on their own scientific research. It all comes down to throwing someone into the pond (see cover photo), and then insulting the deceased’s parents.