That font is Algerian. It comes standard with windows and suffers from the unfortunate fate of ‘Being the most fantasy looking font’ that comes standard with windows.
So, she’s shiny and see-through, like a gumball machine, but she’s full of red autumn leaves instead of gum. And then she has eyes-of-lightning and throws bloody fingernails.
Dude, stop trying to touch her forehead and just run away.
Ben
10 years ago
That thing on the right…her outfit looks like she was originally nude, and someone MS Paint censored her.
Also, her flesh seems to be made of Dark Heart’s magic…
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What is that font and can we PLEAS make it go far far away???
That font is Algerian. It comes standard with windows and suffers from the unfortunate fate of ‘Being the most fantasy looking font’ that comes standard with windows.
Then there’s the Papyrus font, which amateur cover artists everywhere take to mean “historic.”
Papyrus? Me no see no dreaded, loved-by-James-Cameron Papyrus. Other crap, yes, but none of that particular crap. 😉
Wow. Get that character on the right some skin cream, and fast!
*ugh. Autocorrect. PLEASE.
Begone underwear-clad red plastic she-demon!
So, she’s shiny and see-through, like a gumball machine, but she’s full of red autumn leaves instead of gum. And then she has eyes-of-lightning and throws bloody fingernails.
Dude, stop trying to touch her forehead and just run away.
That thing on the right…her outfit looks like she was originally nude, and someone MS Paint censored her.
Also, her flesh seems to be made of Dark Heart’s magic…
What is she shooting at him — little red cigars, hoping he’ll die of cancer?
Two pseudo-humans duke it out with pseudo-lightning! ZAP!!!
Not just pseudohumans, crystallized pseudohumans! In underwear! The question that bothers me the most is, why is she in her undies?
… and why isn’t he in his?!
That’s either very rude of him, or they’re playing some weird sex game.