Mail Order Bride: Brave Bride for the Hard Working Rancher
Um, I think someone has confused “brave bride” with “painted hussy.”
Mail Order Bride: Brave Bride for the Hard Working Rancher
Um, I think someone has confused “brave bride” with “painted hussy.”
She could easily be a brave painted hussy.
Why are there a series of these mail order bride books by different authors and why are they all listed as ‘clean’ and/or ‘wholesome’? (This one says so in the description even though it isn’t on the cover.) What is this weird niche audience??
Yeah, she looks like she’d be a great help on the ranch. Slopping the pigs, mucking the cows and horses, plucking and butchering the chickens, cooking the meals…
“Greeeeeeeeen Acres is the place to be.
Farm livin’ is the life for me.
Land spreadin’ out so far and wide,
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.”
Yup. Now, that’s stuck in my damn head.
“Clean and Wholesome Western Historical Romance”
“Historical.” The whole series are real sticklers for historical accuracy.
As far as “clean and wholesome” she looks like the kind of gal my aunt warned me about.
“Hard working rancher? Well, mister, I’m a hard working girl too. So… how much is it worth to you for me to be yer ‘clean and wholesome’ brave bride this evening, hmmm?”
Erase the “B” in “Bride”