I didn’t think you could actually market ‘Having a genetic disposition for metabolism that natural makes you slim.’
Boy was I proved right!
Jim
10 years ago
I’m not sure, but I think this may deserve an “aspect ratio” tag since the author’s picture looks like it’s stretched horizontally (making him look *less* slim).
Pity this cover’s such a train wreck. The man’s educated and knowledgeable in his country’s folk and herbal medicine traditions. He might have some interesting things to say. Except that this cover makes one too skittish to look!
I didn’t think you could actually market ‘Having a genetic disposition for metabolism that natural makes you slim.’
Boy was I proved right!
I’m not sure, but I think this may deserve an “aspect ratio” tag since the author’s picture looks like it’s stretched horizontally (making him look *less* slim).
I don’t have to make up my own joke – I stole one from a real comedian.
“People always ask me how I stay so skinny. It’s simple. I have a hole . . . in my butt.”
Nathan: feel free to scrub this really dumb joke.
…and another hole in my face. Sometimes I confuse the two.
Pity this cover’s such a train wreck. The man’s educated and knowledgeable in his country’s folk and herbal medicine traditions. He might have some interesting things to say. Except that this cover makes one too skittish to look!
‘How I Remain Slim’
…By changing the aspect ratio of his photo to fit on the cover? Hey, that’s not fair – we can’t do that in real life!