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Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago

That font!! Argh!!

Dave Williams
7 years ago
Reply to  Grackle

Specifically: all caps … in that font!! Argh!!

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Dave Williams

Matura MT Script Capitals

To be exiled — with Chiller, Comic Sans, and Papyrus — to the Island of Misfit Fonts.

katz
katz
7 years ago

Pretty sure they meant “worst Thanksgiving trilogy ever.”

Gary
Gary
7 years ago

Looks like a wild Thanksgiving to me. Is that the crazy, albino uncle who got drunk, made sweet love to the turkey and is wearing the roasting pan on his arm to commemorate his sexual conquest of holiday poultry? Looks like he found the wishbone.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Gary

Movie version by Eli Roth?

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago

Nothing says “Thanksgiving” like statues of naked men brandishing broken swords.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

I recall the cover of a Brazilian bootleg of Stephen King O Iluminado (The Shining) — a random fashion model photo.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago

And here I thought I’d seen horrible fonts before, but this one is Olympic Gold.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

No, it’s Matura MT Script Capitals.

Like French Script MT, the capitals of Matura MT Script Capitals are meant to be used as initials to uppercase-lowercase text and never to be used as all-caps titles or text.
Despite the font title it does have lowercase.

red
red
7 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

At first glance I thought the author’s name was McKayla Maroney.

After further consideration, I don’t have any idea what it is.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

Wow… so even the ancient Greeks had crappy Thanksgivings! Who knew?

Tuula
7 years ago

Which one of the three is then actually the worst :I