Animation of Text, Images and Objects by Typing Codes into NotePad and Saving As HTML File (JavaScript) May 3, 2014NathanCovers9 Comments Animation of Text, Images and Objects by Typing Codes into NotePad and Saving As HTML File (JavaScript) Plus: Groin! font boredom text and more text wink wink nudge nudge WTF Previous postEarth and Luna Next postWaiting For Tomorrow
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Oh my goodness, the book description is a winner. And nearly his entire biography section is links to Google Docs.
Plus, nearly everything this guy has published is a candidate cover for this site:
http://www.amazon.com/Kenny-L-Keys/e/B008JEJQVI/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0
JavaScript made me do it!
Wait a minute. This book will show us how to animate images? Like expanding a rectangle? There ought to be a visually stunning example of what to expect… Maybe the most important word in the title is “As.”
Maybe it’s a reducing rectangle that draws the viewers’ eye to your groin…who wouldn’t buy a book that could teach that?
Ah, my eyes!
How about taking the title’s advice and using some JavaScript text typed into Notepad instead of an image?
<blink>
<a href=”/dev/null” onMouseover=”SoundAlarm();return tootrue;”>
<img class=”none” alt=”do not click here” src=”animated/squarepantssansbelttoosmallandleaking.gif” />
</a>
</blink>
(More or less…)
What is left to put in the book? He’s given the entire plot away!
Loving that title! Who wouldn’t want to read this book after clocking that?
And since he’s ‘highlighted’ his groin… is he going to be telling us how to animate that?