All God’s Children. 21st century sex.: Fictional battle on Planet Neutron Americans chosen to stop the extermination by one alien zelot cult from wipeing out an indiginious people.

All God’s Children. 21st century sex.: Fictional battle on Planet Neutron Americans chosen to stop the extermination by one alien zelot cult from wipeing out an indiginious people.

As God is my witness, that’s how the title reads on Amazon. And yes, that is a photograph taken of a computer monitor.

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Dave
7 years ago

Think you need a new tag – “Oh, the spelling!”

RK
RK
7 years ago

When you’ve got all that in the title, who needs to read the book?

Adrienne
Adrienne
7 years ago

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
-Daleks from Doctor Who

Hitch
7 years ago

My absolute favorite part, though, is this:

“..Fictional battle on Planet Neutron…”

No, REALLY? You don’t say, who’da thunk it?

Kathrite
Kathrite
7 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

To be fair, if it didn’t say “fictional” I would have assumed it to be the ravings of a madman who believed every word to be true.

katz
7 years ago

I’m speechless.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  katz

@ katz

Too bad you’re not eyeless, too, in this instance! 🙂

Kregger
Kregger
7 years ago

Seriously, 19 pages for $2.99?

Maybe if they used double spacing, if would round out to 20 pages.

And it’s listed for grades 5-12?

red
red
7 years ago

Good font choice.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago

When the Amazon title blurb alone has three misspelled words (zelot for zealot, wipeing for wiping, indiginious for indigenous), my desire to read more or even Look Inside! is diminished. Especially when $2.99 for a Kindle or PDF can buy a short story collection or anthology. $2.99 for one short story?

Jack M
Jack M
7 years ago

It just screams “mental health issues.”

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago
Reply to  Jack M

Yeah, this one’s just sad, really. I mean yeah, it’s lousy too, but it’s sad.

Dellani Oakes
Dellani Oakes
7 years ago

This sounds very like the plot of a book I was asked to read for my former publisher. He chose not to publish it after I told him it sounded like an intergalactic, alien sex romp.