You mean people who like to take pictures of themselves posing with statues in ways suggestive of something naughty or flatulent and listing “IN YOUR MOM!!!” as their place of residence on message forums?
Even with the lowest common denominator, there’s no excuse for not maintaining your picture’s aspect ratio, though.
In fact, from what I see in the online reader previews, they’re exactly the same book except for one being longer than the other. Seems to me this might be some kind of violation of the Smashwords TOS, even aside from the violence advocated against women in some of the lame raunchy “jokes” in there.
Nice pen name.
You mean people who like to take pictures of themselves posing with statues in ways suggestive of something naughty or flatulent and listing “IN YOUR MOM!!!” as their place of residence on message forums?
Even with the lowest common denominator, there’s no excuse for not maintaining your picture’s aspect ratio, though.
His other book is just s horrific – content as well as cover: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/425227
Blurb: “Not for women or anyone easily offended.” Not for intelligent lifeforms or anyone with a sense of decorum. Got the message.
‘Not for women’? Great way to alienate half of your potential audience.
And the contents of the book would alienate the other half.
In fact, from what I see in the online reader previews, they’re exactly the same book except for one being longer than the other. Seems to me this might be some kind of violation of the Smashwords TOS, even aside from the violence advocated against women in some of the lame raunchy “jokes” in there.
Ah, cheap potty humor. Thanks for the warning on the cover. Pass.
Nice pink manbag.