“Meet our resident graphic cover designer, Chef du Cuisine and chief Bottle Washer, Joel C. Campble. Joel is an enigma. There is nothing he can not do, if he puts his mind to it.
Designing covers for books is not really his trade but looking at the covers he has designed for us you would think that he has been doing this all his life. The covers are eye-catching, attention grabbing, refreshing, and inviting, all features which make a customer want to buy them.
Joel is just a genius. He understands what the books are all about and he conveys the messages through his unique designs.”
I don’t even need to say anything else — the delusion is apparent for all to see in the Smashwords description.
It looks like some form of MM novel to me…
I hope Debt Mountain isn’t volcanic.
“Meet our resident graphic cover designer, Chef du Cuisine and chief Bottle Washer, Joel C. Campble. Joel is an enigma. There is nothing he can not do, if he puts his mind to it.
Designing covers for books is not really his trade but looking at the covers he has designed for us you would think that he has been doing this all his life. The covers are eye-catching, attention grabbing, refreshing, and inviting, all features which make a customer want to buy them.
Joel is just a genius. He understands what the books are all about and he conveys the messages through his unique designs.”
I don’t even need to say anything else — the delusion is apparent for all to see in the Smashwords description.
And – he steals photos!
This cover makes me worry about how well this Joel character washes bottles. I think they are probably pretty spotty.
Alternate title suggestion:
Debt Suppository
Nothing says amateur like…(see image above)
Reaction: Does NOT inspire confidence in the advice within.
Get out of debt by sticking your head in the sand? Great advice.
How to get out of debt? Easy. Just moon Debt Mountain.
(BTW, that’s one pointy ass.)
His “genius” cover designer listed him as: Fredy K .SeidelSSE