How do illustrations like this happen? In my experience, people who can’t draw are very aware of their lack of skill or talent and would never attempt a book cover like this. Who are these people that think they can when they can’t?!?! I despair.
Well, since Rumpel’s a troll, I guess it makes sense his baby would look like the spawn of troll. I just don’t know why anyone would put such things on a book cover and think it’s even remotely adequate. Bonnie, I’m looking at you!
How do illustrations like this happen? In my experience, people who can’t draw are very aware of their lack of skill or talent and would never attempt a book cover like this. Who are these people that think they can when they can’t?!?! I despair.
Because mommy said they were good!
Looks like she gave birth to a Koi. Face only a mother could love, or perhaps a fish.
Well, since Rumpel’s a troll, I guess it makes sense his baby would look like the spawn of troll. I just don’t know why anyone would put such things on a book cover and think it’s even remotely adequate. Bonnie, I’m looking at you!
Rumpelstiltskin sex. I don’t even want to think about it.
Too late!
It looks to me like it involves puppets.
Big-ass HAND puppets.
How big is that sea shell you just stuffed in your dress as a shoulder pad.
Euwwwwww!
Well, I never read this part of the fairy tale when I was a kid. Or now…
Ha, I was sent a free copy of this book to review on my blog, which I just did: http://www.picturebooksreview.com/2014/06/rumpelstiltskins-child-2014.html
The interior art is much better, and I posted several examples in my review. Check them out.