Salvation: Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

January 8, 2015

Salvation: Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

You have to work hard to render the zombie apocalypse this dull.

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Tags: bad font choice, BOO-ring, pixelation, random imagery

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Ericb

9 years ago

So the zombies go kayaking?

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9 years ago

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You trick them into kayaking and then they get slowed down by all the rocks in the middle of the stream, allowing you to escape.

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9 years ago

Do I hear banjo music? Must be Deliverance zombies.

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L.

9 years ago

Reply to Sirona Danu

Shh. Don’t give Hollywood any ideas.

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<img alt='Kris' data-src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=64&d=retro&r=g' data-srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo lazyload' height='64' width='64' loading='lazy' decoding='async' src='data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==' style='--smush-placeholder-width: 64px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 64/64;' /><noscript><img alt='Kris' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=64&d=retro&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo' height='64' width='64' loading='lazy' decoding='async'/>

Kris

9 years ago

If bounty hunters can find criminals in the Rockies, zombies can find fresh brains on a bright sunny day in the happy woods.

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Waffles

9 years ago

You know what is original and hasn’t been done to death?

Zombie books with horrible misleading covers.

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red

9 years ago

This cover taught me everything I need to know about surviving the next zombie apocalypse: Be a tree, rock, or water. It’s a no-brainer.

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<img alt='Kris' data-src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=64&d=retro&r=g' data-srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo lazyload' height='64' width='64' loading='lazy' decoding='async' src='data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==' style='--smush-placeholder-width: 64px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 64/64;' /><noscript><img alt='Kris' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=64&d=retro&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo' height='64' width='64' loading='lazy' decoding='async'/>

Kris

9 years ago

Reply to red

bwahahahahaaaa!!! no brainer!!! 🙂

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jic

9 years ago

His book on white water rafting has a moldering corpse on the cover.

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9 years ago

Reply to jic

Bwhahahahahaha!

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<img alt='Kris' data-src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=64&d=retro&r=g' data-srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo lazyload' height='64' width='64' loading='lazy' decoding='async' src='data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==' style='--smush-placeholder-width: 64px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 64/64;' /><noscript><img alt='Kris' src='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=64&d=retro&r=g' srcset='https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/0b08351948721bc8edac200c3302647b?s=128&d=retro&r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-64 photo' height='64' width='64' loading='lazy' decoding='async'/>

Kris

9 years ago

Reply to jic

Oops. I hate when I get my covers crossed.

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