Salvation: Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse January 8, 2015NathanCovers11 Comments Salvation: Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse You have to work hard to render the zombie apocalypse this dull. bad font choice BOO-ring pixelation random imagery Previous postLorilee: In Moira’s Footsteps Next postHow to Get Out of Debt
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So the zombies go kayaking?
You trick them into kayaking and then they get slowed down by all the rocks in the middle of the stream, allowing you to escape.
Do I hear banjo music? Must be Deliverance zombies.
Shh. Don’t give Hollywood any ideas.
If bounty hunters can find criminals in the Rockies, zombies can find fresh brains on a bright sunny day in the happy woods.
You know what is original and hasn’t been done to death?
Zombie books with horrible misleading covers.
This cover taught me everything I need to know about surviving the next zombie apocalypse: Be a tree, rock, or water. It’s a no-brainer.
bwahahahahaaaa!!! no brainer!!! 🙂
His book on white water rafting has a moldering corpse on the cover.
Bwhahahahahaha!
Oops. I hate when I get my covers crossed.