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I think there might be stock photos of actual baseball bats out there somewhere, available for use. Just so you know.
I think there might be stock photos of actual baseball bats out there somewhere, available for use. Just so you know.
Yup, the bats are lame. Plus if its about snow, why is the font raining? Or are those tears?
Maybe he couldn’t find “icicle font” and just used “melting font” and hoped no one would notice.
Why the circles at the end of the bats? Just asking….
Because
Perspective is hard.
They tried to draw hands holding the bats to cover those circles up… but hands are even harder!
Not sure what’s going on in the background–looks like a car buried in snow or a plow shoving on by–but it’s definitely NOT a snow-covered baseball diamond or stadium, which makes this cover not just ugly with bad art but everlastingly lame as well.
Also, don’t like the “fake” bats and don’t like the “fake” snow wall he tried to photoshop into the upper half of the background. Fail. Fail. Fail.
After the success of the “Bleeding Cowboy” font, we’re proud to offer the “Melting Snowman” font!
Plus there’s something weird going on at the top right corner. Can’t see what it is even when I enlarge it. But now that I’ve noticed it, that’s all I see.
I think you’re talking what looks to me like the hood, mirror, and windshield of the snowplow or truck or jeep or whatever this thing is.
I’m surprised the snow isn’t bloody.
What’s up with flat petrified baseball bats with the bamboo handles? Is that an amp in the background? What the Hell is going on here? Oh well, why ask why? On to the next cover.