Spot had had enough. I’m not taking any more shit from that asshole,, he thought. I don’t care if he does fetch the damned kibble. “Spot, fetch this. Spot, fetch that. No, Spot, don’t chase that cat! Spot this, you asshole!” With that, he looked up at Fred, wagging his tail in an effort to look harmless. Slowly, slowly, he inched toward the loaded rifle that Fred had set on the table to clean…and as he pulled the trigger with his dew claw, he barked at Fred, one last time.
“And my name is CEDRIC, you dick! Let’s see if you can SPOT that!”
My feelings about this cover.
You don’t get down from a hunter, you get down from an elephant.
No, you get down from a duck 😛
Spot had had enough. I’m not taking any more shit from that asshole,, he thought. I don’t care if he does fetch the damned kibble. “Spot, fetch this. Spot, fetch that. No, Spot, don’t chase that cat! Spot this, you asshole!” With that, he looked up at Fred, wagging his tail in an effort to look harmless. Slowly, slowly, he inched toward the loaded rifle that Fred had set on the table to clean…and as he pulled the trigger with his dew claw, he barked at Fred, one last time.
“And my name is CEDRIC, you dick! Let’s see if you can SPOT that!”
now this is a book i would read, lousy cover or no.
Me too, that was awesome.
Cedric says, thanks, guys!