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Hitch
8 years ago

What a shame. I don’t really hate most of this cover, but…the reddish puke is simply appalling. I could almost ignore the coloring error, in the Crime-scene tape, if the spatter had been done decently. As it is, I keep wondering if it’s blood, puke, some sort of liquified brains from a gunshot, or…??? Really ruins a not-dreadful concept.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

I vote it’s catsup. If not that, it could be ketchup. (I get the two confused at times.) That’s what happens when you want to read the Breaking News while having lunch at a greasy spoon diner that has clogged catsup bottles. New newspaper is cheaper than a suit, though.

Tiff
Tiff
8 years ago

I saw this and was like ‘This isn’t too bad, I like the title design’ than I scrolled down.

Take Cover
Take Cover
8 years ago

So that disgusting shit-splatter of ‘blood’ between us and the stack of ‘newspapers’ is supposed to be on the transparent window of a newspaper vending machine? Breaking News? More like broken, amirite?

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

No. I think it’s supposed to be ON the paper. Besides being appallingly disgusting, it’s also poorly done, as evidenced by the fact that you thought it was supposed to be on the glass of a newspaper vending box.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

Where is Breaking anyway?

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

oh, you know, it’s that place. C’mon, y’know, that place that all those local news reporters are standing in front of, at 11:00 p.m., talking about how they are “broadcasting live, where earlier [read: 8 hours ago, mid-afternoon], masked bandits/intoxicated drivers/outraged parents robbed/ran over/picketed the bank/median/school…”

And so forth. THAT is where Breaking is. Just to the east of Bored and Lame.

Dracon Ra
Dracon Ra
8 years ago

That looks like wax, the kind they used to seal letters, back in the old days.

Maybe there are death-threats sent in sealed envelops?

Jack M
Jack M
8 years ago

It’s Prego vomit.

Catie
Catie
7 years ago

Too bad, I really like the newspaper-style title, it’s clever. Everything underneath it, though, is vomit.