Azalea Plantation

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Azalea Plantation

Would have let this one go by except for that godawful title treatment.

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Hitch
7 years ago

Lawdy lawdy. If she pouted any more, she’d be a Public Interest warning against bad filler injections. A la Goldie Hawn in the First Wives’ Club.

“Oh, gosh, Belle, honey. What happened? You eat a lemon?” “No, Savannah, I just smelt the effect that this picshure is gonna have on my career.”

Azuriel
Azuriel
7 years ago

Massa speSIFFickly tode me go make a jacarannay color font an slap it on by de ol’ jacaranna tree. Ah did rite, Missus?

Grackle
Grackle
7 years ago
Reply to  Azuriel

…ew.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

“Nope – I want my title to match my dress AND the flowers, godammit!”

DED
DED
7 years ago

Anyone try to look at that title with 3D glasses? It hurts my eyes in the same way so I figured that must’ve been the intent.

Azuriel
Azuriel
7 years ago

Who reads this genre? AFAIK there’s nothing corresponding in SA. Any Apartheid-fiction written post ’94 isn’t selling.