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Misterfweem
Misterfweem
8 years ago

Who’s Lou?

Oh yeah. “Read the book then you’ll understand.”

DED
DED
8 years ago

Jim Morrison’s ghost is not amused.

Hitch
8 years ago

Is she wearing a diaper?

Azuriel
Azuriel
8 years ago

Nappies would defeat the point of the exercise! She’ll never ‘drop’ anything wearing such stuff. Think of the sequel/s!

Karl
8 years ago

What da actualized fuque???????????

Grackle
Grackle
8 years ago

Extremely creepy, extremely gross, and ugly.

Also, get a load of the summary on Amazon.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Reply to  Grackle

So many words of purple praise from his mates… so little incentive to actually READ anything inside the book in question.

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

The Robert Hunter commentary is simply mind-blowing. I mean…FFS. PURPLE is the kindest adjective for that drivel. And what–his two uberfans can’t even BUY a copy, so that their purple prose is construed as “verified purchases?”

Sheesh.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

And has the author subtly circled the things she ‘won’t drop?’

Gary
Gary
8 years ago

She won’t drop, apparently, but she might jump and take this mess with her.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

This whole novella presentation — cover, blurbs, bio — reeks of the deadly sin of sloth.

It is a 22 page Kindle novella. The Amazon page “Praise for David Alexander’s Short Fiction” is about his work in general; whether the “Praise” for his style is deserved by this example, there is the “Look inside!” sample so judge for yourself. “More about the Author: Biography” is copied from the page for his novel “Threatcon Delta” and 2/3rds is about that book.

Neither the “Praise” nor the “Biography” mention this novella but this cover does represent this book and the cover is simply repulsive.