I wonder if he could’ve found a way to work even more cliches into the book description: “S. Dot is between a rock and a hard place. He has gone from selling drugs to trying to do the right thing. But, life has a way of throwing curve balls. Does he have the fortitude to change his catcher’s mitt in time?”
I actually thought the title WAS “Novella Chronicles” at first.
stevenmhicks needs to learn something about spacing and centering text – but I have a feeling that is the least of his problems.
For instance, I kept thinking the stiletto was a stapler.
And what is up with the shit on the right border? It looks like a book gutter. WTF?
Brenda
10 years ago
This cover is a mess. What’s with half of the guy’s face? I guess he has one foot in the grave. I’m sorry, seeing this guy and the bag of money was just an instant turnoff for me. I do not want to curl up on the sofa and read this.
LydiaFC
10 years ago
So, I’m guessing this is about a handsome black man who is really a dried-up mud creature in disguise, who makes a lot of money as a drag queen. I’d say he must be solving crime, but I don’t see a gun.
Waffles
10 years ago
At least he isn’t turning into a wolf…
Little victories.
Why bother with the title on the cover? This book is obviously for illiterates.
L.
10 years ago
I dare to admit that it’s almost neat how the guy’s face is adequately dissolving into the Phantom of the Opera. I mean, at least everything is lined up where it should be. We’ve seen worse on here, right?
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I wonder if he could’ve found a way to work even more cliches into the book description: “S. Dot is between a rock and a hard place. He has gone from selling drugs to trying to do the right thing. But, life has a way of throwing curve balls. Does he have the fortitude to change his catcher’s mitt in time?”
I actually thought the title WAS “Novella Chronicles” at first.
stevenmhicks needs to learn something about spacing and centering text – but I have a feeling that is the least of his problems.
For instance, I kept thinking the stiletto was a stapler.
And what is up with the shit on the right border? It looks like a book gutter. WTF?
This cover is a mess. What’s with half of the guy’s face? I guess he has one foot in the grave. I’m sorry, seeing this guy and the bag of money was just an instant turnoff for me. I do not want to curl up on the sofa and read this.
So, I’m guessing this is about a handsome black man who is really a dried-up mud creature in disguise, who makes a lot of money as a drag queen. I’d say he must be solving crime, but I don’t see a gun.
At least he isn’t turning into a wolf…
Little victories.
There is that.
Why bother with the title on the cover? This book is obviously for illiterates.
I dare to admit that it’s almost neat how the guy’s face is adequately dissolving into the Phantom of the Opera. I mean, at least everything is lined up where it should be. We’ve seen worse on here, right?
Otherwise, everything else is crap.