A Witch’s Journey – Lousy Book Covers

DED

8 years ago

Look, boys and girls! It’s Larry the Lobster!

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Grackle

8 years ago

W.itch’s Journey

Nice spacing.

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EricL

8 years ago

Reply to Grackle

Itch’s Journey???

I don’t want to know.

And why is there a green gaseous cloud behind this guy? Never mind. Again, I don’t want to know.

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seaturtles

8 years ago

Reply to EricL

“Sir W. Itches Journey: the story of one heroic flea’s adventure across the tousled hair of generic romance novel hero.”

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Take Cover

8 years ago

It’s quite a tiny lighthouse though, isn’t it? Just saying.

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James F. Brown

8 years ago

Reply to Take Cover

Or a ginormous lobster.

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Naaman Brown

8 years ago

Giant crustacean + lighthouse = smash-up of “Attack of the Crab Monsters” with “Day of the Triffids”.

Or “The Foghorn” with a prehistoric lobster replacing the dinosaur.

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red

8 years ago

Reply to Take Cover

The “j” is kind of small, too.

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Naaman Brown

8 years ago

Pet Peeve: geologically impossible landscape that exists only in the Photoshop clone world.

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