I used to think, when I was young and arrogant, that someday, I’d produce a horror/disaster flick to rival all the other “put everybody in an elevator and drop them” Irwin Allen films of the 70’s. You know, Poseidon Adventure, Hotel, and so on.
This one, though, would be called “TITslide, a true story.” You know, if you’re a lady, you can hide age on your face, your neck, your hands…but the girls, they give you away every time.
If the genre was Cthulhu Mythos, I would be afraid to guess, for unnamable fear that the eldritch revelation would drive my tortured mind to seek refuge in the bottomless pit of unfathomable madness.
Wow, they screwed up boobs. I don’t get the black boxes. I don’t get the yellow font on the mostly white background. Isn’t the “by” implied? Weird font for the subject. Not sexy or curvy or girly, just…there.
It’s tits! Ladytits if I’m not mistaken. (I got it in, like, twenty seconds.)
I used to think, when I was young and arrogant, that someday, I’d produce a horror/disaster flick to rival all the other “put everybody in an elevator and drop them” Irwin Allen films of the 70’s. You know, Poseidon Adventure, Hotel, and so on.
This one, though, would be called “TITslide, a true story.” You know, if you’re a lady, you can hide age on your face, your neck, your hands…but the girls, they give you away every time.
🙂
I would have sworn it was an elbow.
If the genre was Cthulhu Mythos, I would be afraid to guess, for unnamable fear that the eldritch revelation would drive my tortured mind to seek refuge in the bottomless pit of unfathomable madness.
Non-Euclidean Porn!
Wow, they screwed up boobs. I don’t get the black boxes. I don’t get the yellow font on the mostly white background. Isn’t the “by” implied? Weird font for the subject. Not sexy or curvy or girly, just…there.
I reckon the use of the word “by” is almost invariably a red-flag that it’s amateur hour 🙂
If I were Jane would amend it to ‘tartful’ and put a pic of her as a beginner, NOT this poster gran for Cooper’s droop!