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EricL
EricL
9 years ago

Hedge sheers? Really? Against a rabid Ewok? Good luck with that, sweetie. Keep that up and you’ll lose body parts and then they’ll have to put you back together with scraps… oh wait

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago

I can count at least six different people that have been bashed into this horrible woman(?) type thing. The arms have been mirrored, and I think the pants are from a picture of a man.

It cannot be that hard to find a picture of a real red haired woman on the internet to pilfer, even one in a real holding hedge clippers pose.

Also, what is that bear lizard thing? A blizzard perhaps?

I think Lawrence needs an intervention.

Bruce
Bruce
9 years ago

Somewhere, Wolfie is hanging his head in shame.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago

The shear awesomeness of this cover is beyond the power of words to describe. (And if Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Power of Words” were true, what wild bright star would this tale’s passionate sentences impel into birth in the heavens?)

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

Anybody else notice the shears blades are on backwards?

Not gonna cut much with those!

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

No.

It’s hard to notice detail when one’s analytic faculties are subjected to sensory overload.

jic
jic
9 years ago

Every element of this is at a different resolution. Just one of the ways it’s nauseating to look at.

Sirona Danu
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

Now you’re just being persnickety. Resolution, smesolution. Who needs to worry about that?

Heidi Kneale (Her Grace)

And yet this book is sitting on 5 stars on Amazon. Lawrence needs to invest in a decent cover artist, if his work really is as good as the reviews say.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
9 years ago

Sock Puppets!

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago

Photobombing – erm, er… oh, never mind…