Hi everyone! Been a while. thought I’d better pop in and see what was up. Or down, as in crappy and weird.
So I see our top victim of the day is this little purple/pink number that’s been over-filtered and pixelated for no apparent reason whatsoever–unless it’s to hide the eclectic (being kind) nature of all the clip art. Skulls, bones, unicorns, Saturn(?), a pizza-pie moon, and Santa. Yeah, okay. And I didn’t know decompose had a heart but maybe if you hum a few bars, I’ll pick up the tune. Sheesh.
PS Does the uni have a wildly teased tail or is that projectile diarrhea?
Kris
10 years ago
The title makes no sense. Decompose is a verb. A verb cannot have a heart. But that title is too hard to read, so who cares.
James F. Brown
10 years ago
A unicorn and skeletons. Now that’s a great cover combo.
Especially if the unicorn is smashing the skeletons.
I’m sorry, but…why is Santa on this cover? Did anyone else notice?
I find it pretty confusing. I really don’t like the odd pastel-fade on the exterior border; I don’t understand the speckled-look; I can’t tell what genre, other than fiction-fantasy this is, nor what reading age it’s aimed at…and the fonts are bad. This needs a redo, in a major way. Only the gods know what the Heart of Decompose is, other than, well, rot and decomposition and stench.
Hi everyone! Been a while. thought I’d better pop in and see what was up. Or down, as in crappy and weird.
So I see our top victim of the day is this little purple/pink number that’s been over-filtered and pixelated for no apparent reason whatsoever–unless it’s to hide the eclectic (being kind) nature of all the clip art. Skulls, bones, unicorns, Saturn(?), a pizza-pie moon, and Santa. Yeah, okay. And I didn’t know decompose had a heart but maybe if you hum a few bars, I’ll pick up the tune. Sheesh.
PS Does the uni have a wildly teased tail or is that projectile diarrhea?
The title makes no sense. Decompose is a verb. A verb cannot have a heart. But that title is too hard to read, so who cares.
A unicorn and skeletons. Now that’s a great cover combo.
Especially if the unicorn is smashing the skeletons.
Actually… that is a great cover combo!
But not like this.
A few Jason and the Argonauts skeletons vs a chain-smoking, leather wearing, no nonsense unicorn of pure badassness! That would be awesome.
^^like
I’m sorry, but…why is Santa on this cover? Did anyone else notice?
I find it pretty confusing. I really don’t like the odd pastel-fade on the exterior border; I don’t understand the speckled-look; I can’t tell what genre, other than fiction-fantasy this is, nor what reading age it’s aimed at…and the fonts are bad. This needs a redo, in a major way. Only the gods know what the Heart of Decompose is, other than, well, rot and decomposition and stench.
Nathan noticed. After he pointed it out, there wasn’t much one could say about it. SC is just there.