I thought that too! No way are these guy’s professional models or anything–their necks are too red or their tats too horrible or their muscles too scrawny. Not Fabio-esque at all. In this case, all the above and not good enough looking in the face to pull this off. The watch and crappy lighting are the pee on the mud pie.
The guy on the cover is the kinda dude who has the personality of a stop sign. He probably thinks he’s well on his way to being the next top male model. YUCK!
I’ll bet he can’t even bust a grape in the real world.
Viergacht
10 years ago
Heh, I recognize that wolf stock art from DA . . . it comes pre-cut. Very lazy.
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Why would a werewolf shave his chest?
So he can get a gig at Chippendale’s?
Wolfie looks pissed.
Can you blame him? He must be REALLy sick and tired of being put into so many lousy book covers.
All werewolves have naturally hairless bodies that secrete oils which make their skin glisten in the moonlight.
Scientific fact.
I always imagine the shirtless guys on these covers to be the authors brother or something. That just creeps me out more.
I thought that too! No way are these guy’s professional models or anything–their necks are too red or their tats too horrible or their muscles too scrawny. Not Fabio-esque at all. In this case, all the above and not good enough looking in the face to pull this off. The watch and crappy lighting are the pee on the mud pie.
Or they slouch with their hand hovering by their junk.
These books are always part of a series…
Who reads all of them?
The author.
Literary Masochists.
The guy on the cover is the kinda dude who has the personality of a stop sign. He probably thinks he’s well on his way to being the next top male model. YUCK!
I’ll bet he can’t even bust a grape in the real world.
Heh, I recognize that wolf stock art from DA . . . it comes pre-cut. Very lazy.