Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like a fat, juicy rabbit in my otter-skin stocking with the glittery grouse beaks around the top. I’m being specific because last year you mistook my stocking for my California brother’s and gave me the rabbit-flavored tofu. Growl. I hate tofu! So, the rabbit please, or the reindeer gets it…
Love,
Wolfe
James F. Brown
10 years ago
Wow! Just what every li’l bunny wants for Christmas — 2 hungry Wolfies under the tree.
LydiaFC
10 years ago
Actually, they look like malemutes to me. But I bet they like to eat rabbits, too.
Actually, they DO look pissed. That’s totally uncool. Wolfie’s been put through a lot of Hell and is just trying to show his friend a good time. Not fair I say. Not fair at all.
Wolfie’s back and he has a friend! (Well, partially back. And with a partial friend.)
You misunderstand, Nathan. It’s a “Wolver Christmas story” so it’s about wolves getting to eat rabbits for Christmas.
A Rabbit Creek Christmas:
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like a fat, juicy rabbit in my otter-skin stocking with the glittery grouse beaks around the top. I’m being specific because last year you mistook my stocking for my California brother’s and gave me the rabbit-flavored tofu. Growl. I hate tofu! So, the rabbit please, or the reindeer gets it…
Love,
Wolfe
Wow! Just what every li’l bunny wants for Christmas — 2 hungry Wolfies under the tree.
Actually, they look like malemutes to me. But I bet they like to eat rabbits, too.
The wolfies look pissed because Santa didn’t actually leave them anything under the tree.
Actually, they DO look pissed. That’s totally uncool. Wolfie’s been put through a lot of Hell and is just trying to show his friend a good time. Not fair I say. Not fair at all.