Clam Bondage Erotica — A respected Rhode Island politician finds his life and career unraveling when he’s discovered in a motel room with an underage mollusc.
How do you know when a Mollusk is underage? Or is it that you know that the predator is with an adolescent mollusk because he shows up with a shucker? To, er, get to her goodies, so to speak?
Perhaps it wasn’t an underage mollusc, perhaps it was an out-of-season shellfish…
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
If your clam rake basket allows the clams to fall out but retains skeletal remains, it’s not doing its job right, just like this cut’n’paste does not sell this book very well.
Clam Bondage Erotica — A respected Rhode Island politician finds his life and career unraveling when he’s discovered in a motel room with an underage mollusc.
How do you know when a Mollusk is underage? Or is it that you know that the predator is with an adolescent mollusk because he shows up with a shucker? To, er, get to her goodies, so to speak?
Perhaps it wasn’t an underage mollusc, perhaps it was an out-of-season shellfish…
If your clam rake basket allows the clams to fall out but retains skeletal remains, it’s not doing its job right, just like this cut’n’paste does not sell this book very well.
Someone really wanted to use the word Quahog.
I want to know why anyone would use a crosse as a clam basket.
Maybe Casey Quinby knows. But I’d rather remain ignorant than read this . . . thing.
What in the hells am I actually looking at?