Off Course March 10, 2014NathanCovers8 Comments Off Course The only thing I’ll point out: Look at her legs. Then looks at their shadows. cut and paste Previous postCoverCritics.com is live! Next postUncaged Cougar
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Never mind the shadow, what’s wrong with that guy’s faaaace.
Nothing’s wrong with his face. He’s a pseudo-human, fer chrissakes. But then, so is the woman.
Star Trek this ain’t! 🙁
He’s Robert Z’Dar, obviously.
http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0120494/
The moon looks like its sitting on the ground.
Unlike the woman’s feet.
Or maybe she’s doing one of those David Blaine levitations?
Is this a lousy cover? Off course!
The face in the background looks like someone took half of a picture of an already kind of odd-looking guy’s face and mirrored it.
Wait does that guy in the back have TWO pairs of eyebrows?
Yep, he sure does. He’s a real hot mess isn’t he? His pupils also look stuck. Hop he’s not supposed to be the love interest of tippy toe spandex girl. YIKES!