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jic
jic
9 years ago

You only lost an eye? You’re lucky. I read the description, and my brains liquified and leaked out of my ears:

“Bethany Roads is the party girl type that has no place in her life for love and romance. Recovering from a brutal attack she’s just trying to put her world back in order from the thousands of pieces it was smashed into.

Jackson Gage is a chainsaw carver with a work hard play hard kind of life style. Traveling from town to town leaves no room in his life for anyone extra, longer than the night.

Everything changes in their lives the night Bethany’s childhood friend Roxie drags her from the bars and down to the fair. It doesn’t take long before the two women land themselves front and center at Jacksons show. The way he handles his wood with grace and finesse has Bethany wanting to see more. She goes for the twist and turns of the rides but ends up taking the ride of her life.”

Just in case you missed that:

“The way he handles his wood with grace and finesse has Bethany wanting to see more.”

Matt Nelson
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

I’m only holding back my tears because if I started, I’d never be able to stop.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

*sniggers so uncontrollably that she regresses to twelve years old*

Waffles
Waffles
9 years ago
Reply to  jic

After reading Paragraph three of that description, try saying “Together they fight crime.”

Amazing.