You know, if I were self-publishing my 731-page historical novel, I’d probably spend extra time to make sure my cover didn’t look piss-poor.
You know, if I were self-publishing my 731-page historical novel, I’d probably spend extra time to make sure my cover didn’t look piss-poor.
People were taller and narrower back then, I see.
Cover makers need to learn to crop to fit instead of skew to fit.
“Cannons and Corsets” is that clever innuendo?
Is one of the soldiers wearing the corset?
For fuck’s sake.
I’m sorry, how many pages was that?