I think this is an pensioner’s version of Boxing Helena.
Except in a balloon…
With nonchalant grandchildren…
Bruce
10 years ago
That’s hilarious! Grandma’s new stair-lift?
The guy looks stretched wide. Maybe trying to make him look even more muscular?
Kris
10 years ago
That guy IS stretched – for no reason. I’ve seen his photos shirtless and this just makes him look bizarre, like his body was stretched more than his head… Grandma is not only legless, she is as wide as the basket and stuffed in like a sausage.
Where is the spotlight on the tiny heroine coming from?
Jen
10 years ago
It’s Stretch Armstrong (anyone remember that toy?) Queen Bitch Supreme, and Amputee Grandma.
“Oh no! She’s getting away!
red
10 years ago
Why is the hot air balloon not inflated to the point of bursting?
Are the sandbags symbolic of something?
Does “finding the love of a lifetime” suggest that Grandma is going to fly away with one (or more) of the other two?
For the love of God, couldn’t they have got Grandma a bigger balloon? How’s she gonna get out when her hair catches on fire from the helium jets??
I want Mona to be Ponytail Girl – Grandma and Wide Guy are CLEARLY more compatible.
red
10 years ago
I guess the many curiosities this cover arouses (like “How can a sumo wrestler and Grandma fit into a hot air balloon at the same time?”) will have to go unfulfilled. The copyright page says it is OK for me to pay for an e-book, but prohibits me from downloading it or storing it on my Kindle!
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I think this is an pensioner’s version of Boxing Helena.
Except in a balloon…
With nonchalant grandchildren…
That’s hilarious! Grandma’s new stair-lift?
The guy looks stretched wide. Maybe trying to make him look even more muscular?
That guy IS stretched – for no reason. I’ve seen his photos shirtless and this just makes him look bizarre, like his body was stretched more than his head… Grandma is not only legless, she is as wide as the basket and stuffed in like a sausage.
Where is the spotlight on the tiny heroine coming from?
It’s Stretch Armstrong (anyone remember that toy?) Queen Bitch Supreme, and Amputee Grandma.
“Oh no! She’s getting away!
Why is the hot air balloon not inflated to the point of bursting?
Are the sandbags symbolic of something?
Does “finding the love of a lifetime” suggest that Grandma is going to fly away with one (or more) of the other two?
Where are the horses?
Why does everyone have a head?
And does the “little push” take place in a hot air balloon?
Make that THREE legless torsos. Cool…
Is grandma the Mona who meddles?
I thought it was going to be a treatise on pubic hair grooming for the church goer.
For the love of God, couldn’t they have got Grandma a bigger balloon? How’s she gonna get out when her hair catches on fire from the helium jets??
I want Mona to be Ponytail Girl – Grandma and Wide Guy are CLEARLY more compatible.
I guess the many curiosities this cover arouses (like “How can a sumo wrestler and Grandma fit into a hot air balloon at the same time?”) will have to go unfulfilled. The copyright page says it is OK for me to pay for an e-book, but prohibits me from downloading it or storing it on my Kindle!